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| Andy Kaufman The Song-and-Dance Man Bitch don't you call him A comedian The most complete entertainer There can ever be SNL, Taxi, wrestling, Goofing on Elvis and Carnegie "One hundred bottles of beer on the wall One hundred bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall" Born was Andy Kaufman The greatest entertainer of all time January seventeenth Nineteen-fourty nine Dad said no more entertaining The people on the wall "You should be outside Throwing around a ball" So he went for his sister And and drug her in by her hair He performed in front of her Like a million were people there At the teeny weeny comedy club Called The Improvisation Andy was "goofing on Elivs" And became a sensation "75 bottles of beer on the wall 75 botlles of beer If one of those bottles should happen to fall 74 bottles of beer on the wall" Dick Ebersol asked for Andy To come out and audition For a new show called Saturday Night- Not then a weekly live tradition Andy Kaufman stood up to say "Here I come To save the day!!!" Twelve more appearances Did he make on that show It really fucking sucks That they said he must go One hundred ninety-five thousand Five hundred fourty-four That's the number that sent Andy Out the SNL door "50 bottles of beer on the wall 50 botlles of beer Are you still here? 49 bottles of beer on the wall" Johnny Carson, Lisa Hartman Mike Douglas and Dinah Shore Andy hired Tony Clifton To open at The Comedy Store Andy's most controversial stunt: Wrestling with women Began when Andy defeated Marylin Rubin This did not brush off as chivalrous In Memphis, Tennessee But thousands of raving rednecks Came out to see Kaufman fought over four hundred ladies He never lost a match to a "her" What a great act that was He and Jerry Lawler "25 bottles of beer on the wall 25 botlles of beer Move along - there's nothing to see here 24 bottles of beer on the wall" On the back of his neck Grew a rare form of lung cancer Whether is was just another prank, No one really knew the answer But a prank it was not As everyone soon came to believe This was not just another Trick up his sleeve In his last humongous show At Carnagie Hall Andy provided transportation And milk and cookies for all Six twenty-seven PM May sixteenth, nineteen-eightyfour Large-cell carcinoma got him- The great Andy Kaufman was no more "1 bottle of beer on the wall 1 botlle of beer I'm not a comedian - I'm a song and dance man NO MORE bottles of beer on the wall" Andy Kaufman is here To save the day In his own special Andy Kaufman way On our toes, At the edge of our seats When Andy was around That's just where we'd be Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun? You are the Man on the Moon We will miss you a bunch I'll see you in heaven if I make the list "Dank you veddy much" |
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